No one puts my ideas into practice, which

No one puts my ideas into practice, which is good. I'm sick of perfect ideas being proven wrong by "applications." So, when I say idle things like, "The best way to please women is

to tell her she looks good in that dress," you really shouldn't listen to me. You might misapply my flawless wisdom and make me look like a fool. But I am not a fool. I am always r

obot dancing when I'm not busting the centipede. Thus, point proven. Should you need a second opinion, I will be forced to slap the taste out of your mouth. Therefore, and I repeat

you put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your left foot in & you shake it all about. Got it! You DO NOT put your left foot in and go all freestyle. OK class

we're going to STAY HERE until we GET THIS RIGHT. I used to work for the BALLET RAMBERT. I have STANDARDS." Some if the 4 year olds started to cry. Little Juniper ran up & kicked

an anonymous small blonde girl in the back of the head. Blood poured down from her skull and soaked into her dainty dress. "NOW IF ANYONE MESSES WITH ME, you know what will happen

. You saw what I did to her." He deviously yelled whilst limping across the room. After that moment, the children didn't even let out a whimper. Their jaws were frozen, wide open,

But her ankylophbia was spewing out uncontrollably! It formed a black goo that got all over everything. There was no way to remove it, his mum discovered after trying everything.

"Surely you've tried everything by now Mum", he asked her just as the black goo ignited into lava. The floor was now lava. He jumped up on an Ottoman just as he was jumping ship.