kaydee the ninja started to run the pizza

kaydee the ninja started to run the pizza parlor his children, 7 foster, 3 adopted, 6 born, 4 guirdaned and 4 animals aka pet puppies. he was ninja pizza man, saving the world!

"Is that a pizza or are you just pleased to see me?" Someone asked. He saw there was a whole bunch of hobos coming at him. He knew they were here for his pizza. "NEVER!" He cried b

elligerantly. He was hobophobic & (although he'd never admit it), selfish & greedy. The hobo gang surrounded him. "Just hand over the pizza & everything will be OK," the hobo leade

r wore a funny hat and carnival mask. "I'm Robin Hobo and these are my merry accomplices. Little, relieve this gentlemen of his excess pizza". The stingy man resisted

& received a hard wood shaft to the chops. LJ's belly shook while Robin Hobo took the pizza pie & distributed it amongst the rest of the motley crew. Sated, they lay on the beach

noting that the starfish washed up on the sands next to them weren't so different from the twinkling lights in the heavens above them, "Nothing like a meal under the stars, eh?"

The starfish blinked with one, glazed-over eye. It stood on two of its points and hissed before leaping back into the sea, spinning end-over-end and casting a spray as it hit the

elastic surface, bounced and drifted down to a sandy shipwreck where it made its home in an empty eye socket of the skull of an ancient Athenian merchant. The starfish sang s

ongs of love and loss. The frozen lad sank from the wreck of the Titanic. The boy whose woman shoved him off to drown found another fish in the sea - a romantic starfish.