I woke up in a different world. I recognized

I woke up in a different world. I recognized everyone but it wasn't my house. It was different, everyone acted different, what was happening?

It was then that I noticed that I was holding a new iPhone. I had crossed over! I must have fainted with extacy during my transiton

, if you get my meaning. I sipped tea from a porcelain cup and nibbled at a plate of warm brownies. Moments later, my hands seemed to shrink, and my iPhone - it turned pink!

Secretly,I was pleased with these fascinating outcomes. I'd always thought my hands were a tad too large &my favorite color is...you guessed it...PINK! I swallowed more tea, hoping

to not spray any out of my nostrils and onto my thigh-high pink cowgirl boots...something I've been known to do while drinking tea. I studied my now-smaller reconstructed hands and

started to cry. My God, I thought. My hands are not big enough to hold a pistachio. Sure enough, tea spurted out of my nostrils and ran right to the bottom of my now squeaky boots.

The only way I could think of to save face now was to start dancing, using the squeakiness in my orange paisley vinyl boots as music. People stopped in their tracks as I did the

thank you for giving us that swift boot to the butt." "Any time," Stan smiled & booted the butt of the next Esperantan in the line dance. " He promptly thanked him & passed it on.

The only other Esperantan there was a lady walking her dogs. Bella the pit bull and Bogart the mutt didn't allow Stan to kick their owner out. So he relented and danced all night.