J. Edgar Hoover decided to go shopping. He'd

J. Edgar Hoover decided to go shopping. He'd been bottled up during the whole law enforcement convention. He needed to breathe. He needed freedom. He needed to be "her."

A simple shopping trip turned into a Hitchcockian maze. Should J. Edgar pursue Ed Wood, or navigate the aisles in his own elegant but inferior dress, hoping that some handsome stra

ngler would happen along and do away with Ed Wood? And then there was the folded newspaper, concealing the real reason J. Edgar was shopping in the first place. The camera panned

to reveal a Russian spy with a poisoned umbrella about to jab a man in the arm. The victim standing in a grey suit did not know what happened but turned around and tried to chase t

he phantom. He was all sky. It was the Russian spy service's top secret Margritte Cloaking Device. They used it the infiltrate a Dadaist meeting to overthrow the dominant paradigm.

The spy disguised as the sky attempted to shift the paradigm but the Dadaists were all sitting on it & refused to budge.

"You are all incompetent cowards!" The spy said to the Dadaists, and was about to go sap a sentry when he saw a group of buddhists. He went over to them and insulted them, saying "

Let's pray. Teach me how to become more peaceful." They looked at him, talked to each-other and smiled. "Try to make peace with yourself - and everything will change".

He tensed every muscle in his body, trying to stop the inner conflict, the guilt, the self-hatred, the self-sabotage. He tried, but nothing changed. He reached for the detonator.