I was a world famous best-selling author
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I was a world famous best-selling author once, a lifetime ago it seems. How did I end up destitute and having to resort to FoldingStory for my genius writing to reach the world?
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Well I'll tell you. It all started the day my publisher refused to publish my book "The rock that was a rock."
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So I decided to self-publish "The Rock That Was a Rock". Problem solved. What are publishers meant to do? You're supposed to TELL a story, not SELL a story. We need to EAT. Rocks
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were a surprising profitable business. The mining industry say 'pay dirt'. Geologists from around the world raved about my book. I was asked to speak at the Diggers & Dealers confe
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-derate brotherhood. Why should the racists not be allowed to read my awesome mining book. When I called them up, I said boy to I have the book for you. They hung up on me because
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I said "to" instead of "do" and they thought I was making fun of their articulation. I truly wanted to help make the mining industry more racially diverse with my book. Black Lung
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Survivors was going to be a hit motivational book, with matching documentary and History Channel special. People of all races would flock to the coal mines for jobs! My editor
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Arthur Henry Roger Donald Christopher Davidson Anthony Charles Richard Hamilton the 31st reviewed the motivational book, matching documentary and History Channel special and said
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"Moo." It was the last thing Arthur Henry Roger Donald Christopher Davidson Anthony Charles Richard Hamilton the 31st ever said.
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Years later, the British historian Robert Churchill discovered that AHRDCDACRH the 31st was actually a cow disguised as a monarch. He had a beef with the crown when all was done.
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- Started
- 2012-12-08 20:15:06
- Finished
- 2016-01-25 23:01:01
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