Once upon a time there was this girl. This

Once upon a time there was this girl. This girls name was Hailey. Hailey had blonde hair and blue eyes. She was an average height of 5'7 and quite athletic. Hailey's favorite sport

Was soccer, she wanted to play for Brazil but couldn't because she was Swedish.

noll. Yes, despite a steady diet of meatballs, the ball was just not rolling the Swedish lasses way. It did the samba & it was now 4 to noll. Jessy Langstrop ate a surströmming

directly from the can, barely smelling the overwhelming fragrance of fermented fish. She halfheartedly twitched her hips to a latin beat. Jessy wanted to stroll out on a grassy kno

ll and flirt with the cute mustachioed mariachi muchacho munching maraschino cherries. "Hola," she said, batting her eyes. Juan was impressed by Jessy's gender-defying social deco

Stonewall Polynesian Folk fusion campy plastic lawn chair without a twist of the ironic decor . Jessie handed Juan a lit beaker of euphorium PLUs your sister sold her. Juan didn't

drink it, even though he knew that if he did, he would win Jessie's love and die moments later in her arms. Juan loved her, but knew she wasn't really worth it, no matter how much

he pictured the act. To be, alone, but with lots of time, Juan, to meet another; or not to be, just dead in Jessie’s arms. Have you even kissed Jessie? Have you even seen her naked

, blissfully sleeping in your arms in the afterglow of passion? Have you ever truly lived if you haven't? I suspect not. Go, enjoy your drab and Jessie-less life.