The Gecko turned to Obama and said, "Listen
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The Gecko turned to Obama and said, "Listen Chap, I put a lot of cash in your war chest a few years ago. All I want is for the government to approve my buying Farmer's insurance
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The Octopus turned back to Buffet and said "why do we have to do these negotiations in Cosplay?" And why do you get the Gecko and I have to have 8 legs? Let's doff these and
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Paul the Octopus ignored the rest of what Jimmy had to say, because he knew in his heart that he himself carried this whole relationship and Jimmy was riding his coat-tails to fame
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which was a very uncomfortable way to travel. Jimmy had stretched Paul's coat with his buttocks, and it was damn hard for an octopus to find a decent coat, even as a celebrity
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cephalopod. It was all Spam Baby could do to keep from spilling all of the octopus polish. With that, Paul probably didn't need a fancy coal. Won't they all be jealous of his shine
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when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jawed space does a raw blink on hari-kiri rock. Do you need scissors? SIXTY-ONE!!
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Don't run with those scissors, though. SIXTY-TWO! Also, don't spill your milk and cry. SIXTY-THREE! The purple stuffed worm apparently had maternal instincts.
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SIXTY-FOUR! through EIGHTY-EIGHT! are really no-brainers and not worth mentioning, but EIGHTY-NINE! Don't beat a dead horse, is actually sound advice. NINETY!
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Bay rum is the best aftershave and makes a good whiskey chaser. NINETY-ONE! It is good to borrow anything, it makes you feel wanted. NINETY-TWO! No one will collect flash-drives.
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93 is a party! 94 is bore:( 95 is high five :) 96 chicks watching my flick 97 is heaven 98 with my mate 99 is prime 100 anytime!
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KieferSkunk Nov 30 2012 @ 14:57
*idly wonders if anyone gets the Metal Gear reference in his fold*
49erFaithful Nov 30 2012 @ 16:40
Not I. Wouldn't know one if I saw one, apparently.
KieferSkunk Nov 30 2012 @ 16:47
In Metal Gear Solid (PS2), you have a military general talking at you pretty much the whole game to give you mission instructions and such. This is done via a video-communicator thing. At some point in the game, you upload a virus into a central computer system, but the upload gets stopped partway through, so it's unclear if the virus made it in or not. But shortly after that, the general starts behaving strangely, and my fold is an adaptation of one of his more random statements. :)
49erFaithful Nov 30 2012 @ 17:13
I've certainly dabbled in the *some virus must have taken over my keyboard because I just typed a bunch of nonsense* genre. So I can relate to what the general was going through. This whole story toes the thin line between coherence and gibberish. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's even legal in some states now.
KieferSkunk Nov 30 2012 @ 17:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul8j9I90ueM <-- the full set of Colonel Campbell's viral breakdown. :)
PurpleProf Nov 30 2012 @ 19:40
Well, well...ya learn something new every day!