Distant thunder rumbled through the air and

Distant thunder rumbled through the air and ground, shaking a shack in the mountains that contained a fugitive of the law.

Could it be the infamous Billy the Kid? No, he is long since gone. The thunder got louder and the lightning crashed in bolts around the humbel shack. Scared the fugitive.

But the fugitive's strength came from the fact that he was innocent. The stranger came into the light and said, "I am Billy The Kid." The Kid knew about false accusations and

crooked law men. "Let me tell you a few things about running from the law in Texas, sleep with one eye open and don't trust your friends." The Kid knew the stranger was telling

"God is Dead," said the stranger. The Kid fired 3 times and the stranger lay dead at his feet. The Kid

lay his gun on the stranger's corpse, looked up to heaven, and winked. He walked toward the church, but then his attention was overtaken by

a solitary shadowy figure standing still at the gate of the church graveyard. Ah, his work was apparently not quite finished. The shadow beckoned, whispering, "Walk this way..." He

then moon walked over some graves, which I thought was inappropriate behaviour. The shadowy figure was bustin some out-of-sight moves when

his pants fell, & the moon hastily waddled to the cemetary gates while the groundskeeper chased him with a big rake. "Put out an APB on the moon," Officer Carl Derpy ate a muffin.