Hobbes decided he wanted to kill something.

Hobbes decided he wanted to kill something. Then Calvin entered the room. And Hobbes

decided Calvin would be that something.Calvin would die that day and Hobbesa had fire and blood in his eyes when he spoke:

"Against your hubris, John, against your arrogance, I call the Leviathan to strike you down!" Hobbes began to intone the Latin spell & Calvin quaked in anger and fear. But inspired

to act by his anger and fear Calvin summoned an army of frickin undead mutant ninja zombies who rode in on a cloud of fire-breathing dragons. The Horde attacked Hobbes' Leviathan

Artillery Robots. Streaming Carbon Missiles exploded from their Scanisters. Hobbes' A.I. Stratekill Cats shock-lept towards Calvin and his Zombie Mutant Army. Burning blood

rushed to my head as I realized this was the oldest dormant fold on FS. Why? What hideous words and images did its folds contain? Was it wise to revive it? The clock was ticking

and the fate of humanity teetered on the brink. Had the oldest dormant fold been abandoned for a reason? What untold horrors might I have unleashed by prodding it back to life? Tr

icycles with decapitated heads as wheels? Turtles wearing turtlenecks?! The idea of conjuring up the elderly fold was unspeakable. But the damage has been done. Now we can only

sit idly in front of the television watching turtles attempt to remove their turtlenecks, hoping beyond hope that the decapitated head wheels don't become the rage. This is how