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Hobbes decided he wanted to kill something.

  • Hobbes decided he wanted to kill something. Then Calvin entered the room. And Hobbes

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  • decided Calvin would be that something.Calvin would die that day and Hobbesa had fire and blood in his eyes when he spoke:

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  • "Against your hubris, John, against your arrogance, I call the Leviathan to strike you down!" Hobbes began to intone the Latin spell & Calvin quaked in anger and fear. But inspired

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  • to act by his anger and fear Calvin summoned an army of frickin undead mutant ninja zombies who rode in on a cloud of fire-breathing dragons. The Horde attacked Hobbes' Leviathan

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  • Artillery Robots. Streaming Carbon Missiles exploded from their Scanisters. Hobbes' A.I. Stratekill Cats shock-lept towards Calvin and his Zombie Mutant Army. Burning blood

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  • rushed to my head as I realized this was the oldest dormant fold on FS. Why? What hideous words and images did its folds contain? Was it wise to revive it? The clock was ticking

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  • and the fate of humanity teetered on the brink. Had the oldest dormant fold been abandoned for a reason? What untold horrors might I have unleashed by prodding it back to life? Tr

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  • icycles with decapitated heads as wheels? Turtles wearing turtlenecks?! The idea of conjuring up the elderly fold was unspeakable. But the damage has been done. Now we can only

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  • sit idly in front of the television watching turtles attempt to remove their turtlenecks, hoping beyond hope that the decapitated head wheels don't become the rage. This is how

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  • a generation of television is made: With two bangs and a whimper.

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