"But the economy is in the shitter, and for
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"But the economy is in the shitter, and for once I want to report the truth!" But Rupert Murdoch squeezed his head and said
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"You silly little man. Do you really think I will let my media empire tell the truth? Mwahahahah!.... You're fired!" Trump walked in "Hey that's my line!" And so Trump and Murdoch
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continued on their way, accosting street urchins to instruct them that their lot in life was solely due to their lack of moral character, and flinging razor edged silver dollars at
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heathens, sorcerers, and various other damned fools. They were the Galilee Gang, the most leather-clad squadron of holier-than-thou's ever assembled. They were led by Pope
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on a Rope, a bondage expert specailizing in confessional fantasies. His right hand man was Damebledorf, a gender bending witch who loved hogs and warts. And the final member was
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Wrooffff. He looked like a dog, he peed like a dog, he barked like a dog. But he was not a dog. He was a creature more terrible than the clown from It, the crows from Birds or the
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cast from Tyler Perry's "Meet the Browns" (now that's a REAL dog!). Wroooffff, again. I couldn't figure out what the heck I was looking at. At least he doesn't slobber. Then he
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showed me the latest smart phone app where people took pictures of dog poo and posted them up in a gallery for others to see. I was shocked by the size of
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Georgia. We just kept driving and driving and driving on I-75, snapping pictures of doggy doo and adding to our doo-cumentary. When we finally reached the Florida border, little
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did we expect a dozen identical doo-cumentaries on the same (fecal) matter: Exploiting gasrtonomic leavings of canid beings. It must've been the most disgusting fold yet.
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Zetawilk Jan 01 2013 @ 00:53
Yet ANOTHER story that comes full, coiling circle. Yecch. Well, at least we can say now that we did it. Not that we'll want to.
PurpleProf Jan 01 2013 @ 01:00
Title of the doocumentary: Meet the Browns.
inatick Jan 04 2013 @ 22:33
I was inspired by the time I saw a mammoth pile of dog poo that could have been called mount-pooverest. It was so shocking and must have come from a giant dog. Also I have seen a social app where people rank their poo and let others know they are currently taking a shit.
Zetawilk Jan 05 2013 @ 00:18
I think they call it "Facebook". My ex probably knows all about it.