"I am pleased to report that your million-dollar

"I am pleased to report that your million-dollar grant did not go to waste. My team and I discovered that dolphins do indeed nap with one eye open." The board members started thro

wing iron flounders. They were a very ironic board who liked to throw punny flat things for wasteful research. My next research project funded by the Fugu fish consortium of Japan

full disclosure a long time ago. They hid everything, their real names, their employers, their backers. They lived on sushi and planned their next takeover. The population of

the "They" tribe continued to flourish in the underground caverns of western Kentucky,where the sushi-loving Theys decided to infiltrate Music Row in Nashville. Disguised in cowboy

stretchy pants and 10-gallon hats They gorged on AYCE fake crab and deep fried mini corns dunked in teriyaki. They thought They'd bring a bit of culture to Nashville's scene & sung

Limp Bizkit, Prodigy, and Einstreuzende Neubaten hits. The Nashville art elite were having none of their shenanigans, though. They showed up in a mob at the motel one night, armed

only with the most wieldy of impressionist sculpture. Limp Bizkit, Prodigy and the German guy took one look at the Nashville art elite and thought they were the valets.

Of course, they weren't valets: they were migrant day worker musicians and SCABS from the Kentucky coal mines sent in by the FBI to sell drugs to the

President. But is that really any surprise when you think about it? Well, that was my weekend Sally. Write back soon. Oh, and don't forget to tip your valet! ;) Love, Smokey