This Splung named Pungo Boondoofus dropped
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This Splung named Pungo Boondoofus dropped a frosted Phobusicle next to the earthlings rover and they imaged it. It's just a matter of time before they analyse it. What will we do?
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Time to bring out the splung capacitor, go back in time & undo the earthlings' actions. Otherwise they could try to capture the Phobusicle. Then where would we as Splung-folk be?
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The Splung-folk are a little known race of aliens that inhabit the solar pools near Polpar system. Splung-folk are exact replicas of the Norwegians on earth 500 billion light years
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away, but the primary difference is that the splung-folk shoot acid from their tear ducts, can climb walls, and melt when exposed to liquid sulfur.
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Professor Penne studied this phenomenon and won the Lebon Prize in Science for his research. A film crew interviewed him and posted the whole interview some three years later.
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The delay in posting Professor Penne's entire interview was a result of a blow out of production costs. To demonstrate the science the production team had used CGI and built models
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from matchsticks and Play-Doh. The issues arose when Jerry, one of the assistants, wouldn't stop eating the delicious dough. He had developed an insatiable craving for Play-Doh.
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Jerry was referred to compulsory Play-Doh rehab. He was searched on admission & 8 pounds of the gooey toy were removed from his butt. He was promised shock therapy if he so much as
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gazed askance at the Play-Doh Fun Factory, but so strong was his Play-Doh addiction that Jerry could not resist one little glance. The electrodes in his beanie sent immediate jolts
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& orange Play-Doh oozed from his eyes, nostrils, hair follicles, and ears. "Uuuuggghhh!" was Jerry's last word before little Jimmy scooped him up & shoved him into the plastic can.
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- 2014-01-25 17:11:08
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- 2018-03-27 19:35:45
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SlimWhitman Mar 28 2018 @ 02:05
"Splorgs are disgusting", muttered Jimmy before making another one. ... Brilliant ending, PP.
SlimWhitman Mar 28 2018 @ 02:06
"...and so are Splungs." Good grief, can't even remember the name of the aliens I invented.
Woab Mar 28 2018 @ 13:36
Gonna have to cut down on the Play-Doh, Slim.
SlimWhitman Mar 28 2018 @ 15:26
O Splung, and I just made some extruded blue & pink play-doh spaghetti too.