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This Splung named Pungo Boondoofus dropped

  • This Splung named Pungo Boondoofus dropped a frosted Phobusicle next to the earthlings rover and they imaged it. It's just a matter of time before they analyse it. What will we do?

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  • Time to bring out the splung capacitor, go back in time & undo the earthlings' actions. Otherwise they could try to capture the Phobusicle. Then where would we as Splung-folk be?

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  • The Splung-folk are a little known race of aliens that inhabit the solar pools near Polpar system. Splung-folk are exact replicas of the Norwegians on earth 500 billion light years

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  • away, but the primary difference is that the splung-folk shoot acid from their tear ducts, can climb walls, and melt when exposed to liquid sulfur.

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  • Professor Penne studied this phenomenon and won the Lebon Prize in Science for his research. A film crew interviewed him and posted the whole interview some three years later.

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  • The delay in posting Professor Penne's entire interview was a result of a blow out of production costs. To demonstrate the science the production team had used CGI and built models

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  • from matchsticks and Play-Doh. The issues arose when Jerry, one of the assistants, wouldn't stop eating the delicious dough. He had developed an insatiable craving for Play-Doh.

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  • Jerry was referred to compulsory Play-Doh rehab. He was searched on admission & 8 pounds of the gooey toy were removed from his butt. He was promised shock therapy if he so much as

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  • gazed askance at the Play-Doh Fun Factory, but so strong was his Play-Doh addiction that Jerry could not resist one little glance. The electrodes in his beanie sent immediate jolts

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  • & orange Play-Doh oozed from his eyes, nostrils, hair follicles, and ears. "Uuuuggghhh!" was Jerry's last word before little Jimmy scooped him up & shoved him into the plastic can.

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4 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Mar 28 2018 @ 02:05

    "Splorgs are disgusting", muttered Jimmy before making another one. ... Brilliant ending, PP.

  2. SlimWhitman Mar 28 2018 @ 02:06

    "...and so are Splungs." Good grief, can't even remember the name of the aliens I invented.

  3. Woab Mar 28 2018 @ 13:36

    Gonna have to cut down on the Play-Doh, Slim.

  4. SlimWhitman Mar 28 2018 @ 15:26

    O Splung, and I just made some extruded blue & pink play-doh spaghetti too.

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