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Lhasa apsos are goo for

  • Lhasa apsos are goo for

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  • most laser breathing dragons. Just zap and the Lhasa apsos turns to "goo." This goo is the base for

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  • most anti-aging cosmetics that you find in the highly competitive beauty product market. The only difference between these products is simply the perfumes mixed with the goo and

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  • the amount of child labor that went into producing them. It was common knowledge that the longer a child worker spent laboring over any particular beauty product, their youth would

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  • wasted and destroyed as the children were used as disposable organic modules in an insectoid production system serving a psychotically self-interested elite of beauty seekers. Jre

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  • (my nickname for Jerehakim), was one of them, and if he weren't a child, I would've porked him, but he's a Muslim. Still, no child should be disposed to work in such a factory.

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  • This factory manufactured dirigibles, digeridoos and dollops. It was always busy. Dirigibles were back after the airlines collapsed. Dirigibles ran on cow dung, reducing carbon.

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  • Dirigibles were cowshaped balloons w/passengers located udderneath.Digeridoos were used to announce departure & arrival & as onboard entertainment.Dollops of dung served as ballast

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  • to counteract all the vigorous voguing being done. In fact, one shipwide game was to chug a beer & twerk to the stern as quickly as possible. You can probably tell the problems

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  • that emerged several years later: bulging discs, worn out knees, hip replacements, arthritis. But it was all worth it...That crazy, wild summer on the Good Ship Lollipop.

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