Eve looked at him amused by his nudity, undisturbed

Eve looked at him amused by his nudity, undisturbed until he looked at her.

His eyes were also full of amusement as he stared at Eve's chest. "What are THOSE?" Adam asked. He looked down at his own chest. "I don't have those, but I like them. Can I touch?"

The serpent sucked his teeth. "See what I mean, girlfriend?" he hissed at Eve. "He's a great lummox & only I can give you what you really need... as a woman..." Adam wondered if

he was missing something, so Adam asked the snake if it could help him too. The snake's jaw dropped. It was speechless. Eve quickly interjected:"Cocktail weenies, anyone?"

Eve was so precocious. That's what Adam loved about her, and that she was the only human female on the planet. The snake had to quickly think on his feet. Oh wait, he had no

he had no.... Satan barged in "I should tie you in a knot you fork tongued stuttering scalebait! Tell them the apple will give them knowledge! Something you're sorely in need of."

"Now why would I do that?" the snake replied, cowering nervously, "I jussst wanted to be friendss." "YOU DARE DEFY ME? TELL THEM OF THE APPLE!", Satan shouted, glaring viciously.

"Those rotten worm infested crab-apples are unfit for any creature to eat. My aunt died from eating one", the snake replied. Satan said there are no crab-apples here, sneering.

"Hah!" replied the snake. "I know you are lying, Satan." Satan looked shocked. He could not believe that Snake was not believing the crab-apple excuse. "Fine..." said Satan sulkily