Personally, I thought $800 for a kid's birthday

Personally, I thought $800 for a kid's birthday party was a little much, but Kathy said that everybody who was anybody was hiring Bip the Clown these days. $800! I wonder what

makes the clown cost so much to see? I decided to hire a cheap clown instead. My boss knew of an illegal immigrant clown who worked dirt cheap. I didn't let Miss Kathy know.

Unfortunately this particular illegal immigrant was wanted in Mexico for killing several people. he used his clown costume to lure others to him. he was just another creepy clown.

Which really made killing a lot of people difficult because no one approached the creepy clown. So, he dressed like a Barrista. Soon he was swarmed by potential victims asking for

freestyle. Creepy Clown Barista shoved two foam noodles up his nose before the next customer came into Starbuck's. "Oooo...here she comes now!" he giggled with menacing glee.

Chuckles The Clown hid behind the counter as Alice and the White Rabbit came in, carrying photographs. Piles of them. They took a table and sat down. Then...all hell broke loose.

Cause in Wonderland, Chuckles and his alter egos, Aunt Fufu & Mr. Fe Fi Fo had split off as separate corporeal entities & Senor Caboom lived up to his name by wiring Alice's

phone to the Wonderland Nuclear Testing Site, so that when Alice dialed Aunt Fufu to complain about the dreadful tea party she unintentionally blew her up, along with Chuckles and

the whole gang except the Cheshire cat who'd already faded from the party taking the Hatter with him. They informed me of the explosion & we held a midnight vigil til drunk. hic!