It was a bit early for someone to be banging

It was a bit early for someone to be banging on the front door. I hurried down the stairs,hair still dripping from the shower,and turned the latch.

"Temporal Delivery Service! here's your shampoo." As I adjusted my towel at the front door I asked, "How did you know?" "At TDS, we predict your needs! Vodka?"

I was going to get drunk and I couldn't care less. The Martini glass shined in the bar's blue light - reminding me of the time I spent with her at the beach, a few days ago. But

that was then & this is now & she was gone. I should have warned her that stretch of beach was shark-infested. I downed another martini. Glancing across the bar, I was surprised

to see a girl at the beach. What does she think is she doing? Has she gone mad?

Well,just look at her.She is such a beautiful girl but

has she got what it takes to go the full 3 hours on a date with me? Stamina, endurance, true grit, tenacity and buckets of pluck are the minimum requirements. Maximum requirements

be damned. The sky's the limit when it comes to feminine charms. She had ridden in on a horse, was tough as nails & had all the right parts. "Your 3 hr date starts now!" she said.

"I can't do it!" Hailey screamed, running out of the restaurant before her blind date even showed up. A few minutes later, Mila Kunis showed up, devastated.