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It was a bit early for someone to be banging

  • It was a bit early for someone to be banging on the front door. I hurried down the stairs,hair still dripping from the shower,and turned the latch.

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  • "Temporal Delivery Service! here's your shampoo." As I adjusted my towel at the front door I asked, "How did you know?" "At TDS, we predict your needs! Vodka?"

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  • "Actually I'm in more of a gin mood." "Ah. Martini, extra dirty, then?" "Sure," I replied, and watched as the TDS person at my door whipped out a metal shaker and a martini glass.

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  • I was going to get drunk and I couldn't care less. The Martini glass shined in the bar's blue light - reminding me of the time I spent with her at the beach, a few days ago. But

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  • that was then & this is now & she was gone. I should have warned her that stretch of beach was shark-infested. I downed another martini. Glancing across the bar, I was surprised

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  • to see a girl at the beach. What does she think is she doing? Has she gone mad?

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  • Well,just look at her.She is such a beautiful girl but

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  • has she got what it takes to go the full 3 hours on a date with me? Stamina, endurance, true grit, tenacity and buckets of pluck are the minimum requirements. Maximum requirements

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  • be damned. The sky's the limit when it comes to feminine charms. She had ridden in on a horse, was tough as nails & had all the right parts. "Your 3 hr date starts now!" she said.

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  • "I can't do it!" Hailey screamed, running out of the restaurant before her blind date even showed up. A few minutes later, Mila Kunis showed up, devastated.

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2 Comments

  1. Sophia Aug 24 2014 @ 03:44

    Uh. Oops?

  2. PurpleProf Aug 24 2014 @ 13:51

    I'm calling TDS today!

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