It was sunny a day, and I had just fallen

It was sunny a day, and I had just fallen asleep in my hammock. When

my wife Blondie walked out carrying a massive sandwich, it must have been at least four feet high. My hot blonde wife meant nothing to me, it was all about the sandwich.

I mean, she was a tight little package with all the goodies in the right places. But the sandwich was ENORMOUS! It had meat and cheese and lettuce and tomato and more meat. Mmmmmmm

Sandwich... or is it doohhhnut? I thought about my domineering boss Mr. Dithers I mean Smithers. Then my beautiful wife Blondie brought a cocktail but her hair was blue.

Puke! I gave her divorce papers and returned my thoughts to Smithers. Oh, how I hated Smithers! I walked into his office and kicked his

junk. Later I felt bad. Right then as he moaned on the floor as I smirked and walked away. I think its time for me to go home and take a nice hot bath!

. It suddenly struck me how pitiful I'd become since I lost my job down at the docks last month. Sitting there in the tub, playing with plastic tug boats and Barbie reminded me of

the good old days when I was a little child, oh how i longed to be so carefree and enthusiastic about life again! I decided then and there that I was gonna get that feeling back,

no matter what it took from me, no matter what repulsive memories I had to cast aside! If it cost me my sanity and the clothes on my back, I make my vow: I shall love life somehow!