Mr. Toad jumped into the prius and

Mr. Toad jumped into the prius and

accelerated hard at Ratty, Badger and Moley. "You won't take this car away from me," he screamed, with a poop-poop for good luck. Although briefly paralyzed with fear, the three

rodents were quick to signal the constabulary. Officer Wolf was in hot pursuit of Frog and his runaway segue scooter. "You'll do yourself a mischief!" the officer warned from his

bullhorn. Frog was deaf to those frequencies & lept onto a non sequitur. Officer Wolf called in a Logician as reinforcement. We wasn't about to let Frog jump to unsubstantiated con

clusions. Officer Wolf's syntax police closed in as Frog hopped to a 'round toit.' It would be hard for them to get around to it. Frog was destined for a long run-on sentence.

Frog exclaimed and the chased... "You know that one time when I surfed I took a dive on purpose 'cause someone told me then I ate dinner at the mall - you know the one - and it wa

s obvious that I would never do that? Eat at the mall? My tastebuds require exclusive tastes that can only be found at a small pond,high up in the Himalayas.' Frog paused to catch

a fat juicy pregnant fly. As he chewed it he thought to himself, "Is he an idiot?" Frog paused, well if you can only eat at a small pond,high up in the Himalayas, why are you here?

Kermit had waited for him. But alas, Kermit had become a monk & returned to his mountain retreat. Frog hopped home, stopping only occasionally to lick the tears from his eyeballs.