Wow, so many shipping options: Ground, air,

Wow, so many shipping options: Ground, air, next-day, Santa... ...Santa? It says here that he accepts payment in cookies. I'm not sure how I feel about elf labor, but at this price

who can afford Xmas? Ever since the cookie barons cornered the market, Xmas has been a luxury only for those who are part of the cookie owning elite. I tried to offer

some cookies left from my foldingstory account to trade for utiltity cookies but they were worthless zombie folds and my power was cut, but my cookie monster trojan would soon

eat a bunch of cookies and then the Trojan Aeneas would splinter off, make out with a queen but not marry her, hit Italy and start up a small town.

If the Trojan Aeneas had known that the town he founded would become the setting for Silvio Berlusconni's famous Bunga Bunga parties I expect he would have slapped his thigh in ex

ultation! Huzzah! Bunga Bunga! May your Bunga Bunga forever reside with your Bunga Bunga! Needless to say, Aeneas was rejected by his peers for being a freaky creep.

They found him to be a freaky creep because he stood on sidewalks all day, chanting, "May your Bunga Bunga forever reside with your Bunga Bunga!". He had no friends. He decided to

Drink dishwafter coffee, which was free because nobody else drank it. Just the name grossed other people out. He enjoyed saving money. Bunga Bunga, indeed.

Another moneysaver he regularily employed was to reuse "clean" strips of TP.He estimated he had saved at least 69 trees that way.Why do this, if you're 12th on the forbes list,ppl

? Forbes had been desperate as of late, talking occasionally about things that actually mattered like video games and new films rather than currency and monetary matters.