"Okay, we've got Anthrax Toast, Poached Pestilence,

"Okay, we've got Anthrax Toast, Poached Pestilence, Nuclear Tuna Melt, Toxic Taffy. Any other..." "Those names suck!" "Well we've got to work in our sponsors products to pay for

our more artistic jellybeans, like Ennui Limón." A lobbyist for the apocalypse industry sprang out from behind a potted plant. "Make more Black Death Licorice, or the deal's off."

"The last time I ate Emotional Blackmail Trifle," Wilson mused, "I got guilt trip all over my face. So I accept this Bugger Off Muffin in the spirit intended. I'll have to love you

for as long as I can, but even the hardiest of buns falls prey to the desolation of bitter penicillin. And as medicinal as the stain of truth may be, I will not be denied another

margarine bath. The sculpted cows glowered at the dairy free vices of

their evil alien cattle overlords of Stavromula Beta. These space-cow farmers were notoriously cruel to their livestock and no-one really cared when their protonic quark accelerato

inspired Deep Purple to compose a song titled " Space Cow" for their new album. It even became the title! Salvador Dali did the cover art, specially for the occasion. The opening

cut on side one, "Froth on the Peacock," featured a Ritchie Blackmore temper tantrum where he whips Ian Gillan with his guitar's broken E string. That was followed by a Jon Lord

pushing the Hammond C3 closer to the Marshall amps and adding a top we didn't know was out there but it was predicted by General Custer in his reply to the Serenity 3 Survivors.