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if ur tall attractive honest athletic intelligent

  • if ur tall attractive honest athletic intelligent responsible nurturing serious considerate affectionate funny successful spontaneous love dogs, don't smoke & wealthy send pic to
  • Pat @ PO Box 5. Along w/ pic tell what u know of guns, germs & steel.” Tom was intrigued. He fit the requested profile but was Pat a man or a woman? Should he answer the ad?
  • Tom mailed to Pat "Guns - Yes, Germs - No, Steel - I have a roomy 10 by 20 fallout shelter with two ton titaniam doors. Pic encls." He sent snapshot of himself in a Ghillie Suit.
  • Pat was not interested in a fall out shelter. What she wanted was a sky loft in downtown Boston. Tom's heart was broken, he took his Ghillie suit
  • and radar detector and dejectly hid himself in his shelter to hide out from Google. How could Pat explain to the love of his life that they wouldn't have met if Google had its way?
  • Dear Lover, ta beauté me submerge comme je l'enrouler mes bras autour de toi je presse votre passion douceur serré grande emplit mon être intérieur, de Pat.
  • Pat only communicated with her lover in French, translated from overwrought English via babel fish. Her lover was getting fed up. What did 'I presse your passion softness' mean?
  • Clearly something must had upset the babel fish during the last interstellar hyper-jump. Without a new one their relationship was doomed to end. Recalling Zaphods stash of babel fi
  • sh stored in a jar by the door, Eleanor Rigby called to Father McKenzie, "Dinner! I got a mess of babel fish and some rice that I picked up at the church on Saturday." So bizarre.
  • But not as bizarre as what came in through the bathroom window from the octopus garden. I'll tell you about it someday, as soon as I can get my guitar to stop weeping.
Started
2011-11-20 17:44:43
Finished
2013-02-26 16:09:22

15 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Feb 26 2013 @ 16:12

    'Squawkers' approved.
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    jayursus Feb 26 2013 @ 20:29

    Turgid Stoat tested
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    PurpleProf Feb 26 2013 @ 21:15

    Aunt Valetta would like!
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    m80 Feb 27 2013 @ 14:31

    Cleared by Det. Manatee
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    inatick Feb 27 2013 @ 19:15

    From memory I think I found a love poem by Lord Byron and copied it into google translate.
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    lucielucie Feb 28 2013 @ 07:27

    Your beauty submerges as like I wind it my arms around you I rush my passion softness pressed big fills my interior being Was it something like that?
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    lucielucie Feb 28 2013 @ 07:29

    Should 'Your beauty submerges me... Etc'
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    lucielucie Feb 28 2013 @ 07:29

    I meant : Should be ... Etc
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    lucielucie Feb 28 2013 @ 07:30

    I've confused myself now.
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    inatick Feb 28 2013 @ 10:33

    It wasn't Lord Byron just some other random love poem "Your beauty overwhelms me as I wrap my arms around you I press your softness tight"
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    inatick Feb 28 2013 @ 10:36

    oops forgot to copy this bit ..."Great passion fills my inner being" "Your beauty overwhelms me As I wrap my arms around you I press your softness tight Great passion fills my inner being"
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    lucielucie Feb 28 2013 @ 13:49

    I wasn't far off.
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    SlimWhitman Mar 01 2013 @ 13:21

    "Love is like drowning in a sea of tears ... of happiness"
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    SlimWhitman Apr 21 2013 @ 05:34

    Just to clear up my first comment - Squawkers loves singing Beatles music. That's why he approved this story... http://foldingstory.com/usu4p/
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    PurpleProf Apr 21 2013 @ 19:31

    LOOK! Squawkers on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_DXAS0QBRo

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