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'Sit comfortably,' the naked man told her.

  • 'Sit comfortably,' the naked man told her. 'Touch the tip of your thumb with the ring finger and press gently. No don't touch me. And keep the rest of your fingers straight. This w

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  • ill induce a higher level of consciousness, and with that.... No, I said don't touch me! Just sit straight. And so, breathe in, breath out. Let that stream of pure energy fill your

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  • entire being with goodwill and relaxation. Ahhh. Now, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME DAMMIT! I'LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF! Ahem, excuse me. So we're really getting the fulll stretch alll the

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  • back loosening the joints bring a full breath in with positive vibes, hold, and... LADIES! CAN YOU PAY ATTENTION FOR JUST ONE DAMN MINUTE AND STOP STARRING AT MY PECS! breathe out.

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  • Richard Simmons was seriously getting annoyed at the lasciviousness of the women. Here he was trying to save their lives and they were salivating over his physique like dogs in hea

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  • t. "To hell with all of you! I will just have Gene Simmons save you instead!" Richard scream. Sadly Gene turn out to be unavailable, so they ended up with

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  • Richard Simmons as usual. But... of course he had his jet ski. "Oh please save us on your jet ski," they all begged. But Richard was still sulking. Shall we try Gene Simmons again?

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  • the phone number must have been disconnected. Damnit, we needed a famous Simmons for the JetSki Commercial. The ad execs were not amused. Finally someone shouted Russell Simmons!

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  • "WAIT WAIT WAIT! You meant to call ME, didn't you?" Richard Simmons bubbly afro head popped around the corner. "You can't get rid of me that easily." He hopped back on the JetSki &

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  • glided over the sea in his candy-striped dolfin shorts and pink wife beater that read "Sun's Out, Gun's Out" eccentricly bellowing the lyrics to the Beach Boy's tune "I GET AROUND!

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1 Comments

  1. sundancer May 30 2013 @ 22:09

    I love it ;-)

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