It's so fun being a leprechaun. We have more

It's so fun being a leprechaun. We have more powers than you think. This one time, I replaced the drumsticks of a jam band's drummer with two magic wands. During the first set

the first three rows were shrunken to a third of their size. And you can't imagine what happened during his solo! Sparks everywhere, the guitar caught fire, and then

it turned into an axe. As the EMT (Emergency Magic Technician) rushed onto the stage, I thought, "I can barely imagine it myself." Suddenly, I heard a voice yell, "Shut it down!"

but it was too late, I thought "Wouldn't a giant Barney rampaging the city be cool?" and immediately the telekinetic magic generator projected my thought into reality

And indeed giant Barney appeared, and instead of spreading love, spreaded destruction. I needed to project an anti-Barney, and all I could think about was

alentine's candy with more than one person. She taught us that true love is not monogamous. True love sets no boundaries. After that I pretty much

had sex with every mammalian creature I could get my perverted paws on. Every night, I made sure to thak my mother for her inspiring life lessons.

One night, though, in my dreams my mother appeared. She wanted to warn me against perpetuating my promiscious mammalian behaviors. She showed me a sign of what was to come if I

persisted in my exotic erotic behaviours. The sign included a 2 hr slide show after which I woke up realising I had been sitting through my mother's holiday snaps.