Tomorrows scheduled work I will be absent

Tomorrows scheduled work I will be absent picking bellybutton lint in my apartment. I spent all of my money on rent and my flint is old on my zippo cannot light my cigarillo so I

am glad to have the time off to play hookey so I can tape that episode of "Family Game Night" with the cripple family that doesn't win anything. Ah, the life of a bachelorette.

Marta then smoked her hookah because she thought it would be funny to play hookey AND play hookah at the same time while watching TV. Damn. Maybe being a bachelorette isn't what

a superficial slampadata like here was into. She was so high that she could hear the windows sitting in their panes. She put a beanie on her

head and cried "I have a heart too. If you prick a slampadata do we not bleed just like you lot?" I felt ashamed "You know I just thought you were a dozy orange mare. I was wrong

When I poked your hind legs with my wand. You started to grow a lovely fur coat and a tail. I was floored that you joined our species. Welcome!"

"Let me stow my magic wand. There. Now, before you join the society of blind mole rats, please extend your paws. Hmmm, your paws have unusually sharp claws. Let me feel your teeth

The mole rats sniffed back derisively and left with the cigar stained quarter the Vice Principal had dropped for them. The Vice Principal, being the principle in her mind, saw this

as somehow another threat to her authority and had the mole rats stay after school to clap erasers. Though they tried their best, the poor little things became Raptor Chow.