floasoldxowode

floasoldxowode

he said to his nurse with his last dying breath. "What did he say?" said his only heir. "floasoldxowode." she sighed. "floasoldxowode?" "floasoldxowode."

"What's floasoldxowode?" The heir of the recently deceased asked the attending nurse. "Floasoldxowode would have cured him, he always said. But floasoldxowode is found only in deep

wells growing as a slime mould on the backs of albino natterjack toads. Floasoldxowode extracted from the mould is the only know cure for everything from excessive ear wax to ebola

. Deafening silence echoed through the lecture hall. Finally, someone coughed. Then someone giggled. "Do you have proof?"

The man said, "I have 180 proof." The person who had just giggled just gasped, in pure unqualified anticipation.

The monster was from Planet X and entertained us with tales of drunkenness and cruelty. On this lazy afternoon, we shot the breeze until it poured. The flabbergasted masses of

frogs and fishes rained down on us seemed to have awoken an appetite from the Xian monster. A carnal appetite. One that we were completely unable to placate. This angered the monst

greatly, but I realized that the Xian Monster was lonely, for who would eat these frogs and fishes with him in his lonely abode? So we decided to create a truce and feasted happily