Although I always have every intention of

Although I always have every intention of saying no, somehow I always end up saying yes. Perhaps it's because of his

flashing neon sign imbedded in his forehead. "YES! YES! YES!" Not subtle in the least. I shouldn't have agreed to this first date with him. I feel compelled now to agree to anythin

I went along with his plans, regardless of my misgivings. After all, he had a flashy car & lots of money...money he might spend on me if I played my cards right. I cuddled

my first dead rabbit and thought about George. That stupid bastard. Talking about the fat of the land but always broke. Now, me, Lenny, I had hit a jackpot in Vegas and was rich

For now. I knew about the coming economic collapse. I had been aware of it for years! Thanks a lot, he told the barista. She had a banana hairdo and looked like Chiquita The Clown

Fruit. She accused me of peeling her with my mind, but all I wanted was my gosh darned coffee. Okay, I did want to put ice cream and chocolate syrup o her, but she drove me bananas

, My girlfriend Prunella would whip me for double dipping but I cherished every coffee I got from the Dairy Queen. But when Prunella got the scoop she went nuts so I split with

the cold confection. Done w/Prunella & her prude ways. I dumped her for a new gal, a BBW who loved ice cream & frozen treats. Molly MooMoo More was her Porn name. I loved her all.

That bears repeating. But I couldn't. I WOULDN'T. But I did. Molly was blacklisted and ended up as a telemarketing reach around girl in the TelTrek Business Park 2 of Omaha, NE.