As Mel Gibson raged at the police officer,

As Mel Gibson raged at the police officer, flailing his arms and shouting expletives, the car he'd neglected to put in park began rolling down the steep hill towards the gasoline

tanks Mel kept when the rapture comes upon us. The police officer was getting too old for this shit. The explosion would be a lethal weapon in Mel's little hamlet

. Whatever happened to the days when he'd drop by Mel for a donut & flirt with that dizzy waitress? Now Mel had gone fundy & was holed up in the kitchen. Officer Gumby called out "

2 extra caffeine coffees stirred with this dick, pick up!

and then I realized I wasn't at Starbucks I was in madis kitchen!

I guess that is what good coffee do to you , especially when its brewed by a pretty lady . I cant believe me and her connected so well after all these years i thought graduation

would be the last time I looked deeply into her eyes. Instead, here we are, talking, laughing, staring deeply into each others eyes, sneezing. Yes, sneezing. Without warning she

sneezed and the eyeball I was staring into shot into the air. My dog caught it. I retrieved it, rinsed it & gave it back to her. This is how I found out my love has a glass eye

& that I have a glass heart. That's right, she cheated on me with another woman named Iris. But then I met someone else...Eileen, my one-legged girlfriend. Everyone calls her Peg.