This was the story of the fold that made

This was the story of the fold that made sense, a fold long said to be lost in history. But folds have a mysterious way of reappearing at the most awkward times, like

right now. We're totally on track with this story. So far everything makes sense. No discontinuities or grammatical nonconformities. Maybe this story will be the first to stay

on topic. I must write a fold that helps keep the story on track to the end. But even if I do, the next folder can choose the anarchy of free will and ignore the current story line

. That would be unfortunate, however. It'd piss a lot of folders off, at least those of us who relish nice, logical, realistic stories. I would not be that folder. The next folder

is the greatest folder; folding countless nice, logical realistic stories for all to relish. So great, in fact, am I at folding that

I accidentally inspired the next man below me to try getting good at this as well! See what the power of positive thinking can get you! It was really too bad that I hadn't thought

of this before descending into the depths of alcoholism, drug abuse, and self-debasement. Oh, and, um... murder (he really deserved it, though). But positive thinking changed all

story - the story of his uncle who introduced him to the world of enology, colorful world of chemistry and the so called 'noble' goal of New World Order. According to uncle,

This order would serve to make him the King of the world, and by following through with it, would essentially guarantee me immortality as his prince.