The Barrista was pretended that the coffee

The Barrista was pretended that the coffee shop was the Bridge of the USS Enterprise and that he was

deep in the engine room. "I canna get the power up to full steam! I'm giving it all shes got!" If a customer asked for an espresso, he would tilt to the left screaming red alert.

When Starfleet was bought up my Starbuck's in a corporate merger, Cap. Kirk reasoned "Star"bucks was into space exploration. He relayed orders to Bones who said, "Dammit Jim, I'm a

it confused people watching their ads side by side on BBCA. Really, the people were annoyed by the large amount of ads and non-British programming. The Starbug crashed Starbucks

holiday party with butt xeroxes of the board of directors. Starbucks had wronged Starbug, and he wasn't going to be pushed around. Imagine telling HIM he "wasn't barrista material

and Bug's Life was pretty bleh." Starbug summoned his grasshopper friends to the Starbucks HQ, where they drove off the assless-chapped workers with their incessant chirping. Butts

and alien hands aside, the bugs seemed to enjoy their newfound positions as the training supervisors for baristas at the Starbucks HQ. Their passion was all consuming and Starbug

s soon were all over their homeworld. A shortage of Veranda Blonde Roast, however, sent their civilization into a spiral from which they could not recover, and soon they were

no more. Centuries later a visitor walked through the ruins and wondered how their confident progress could stop, fail and be remembered nowhere.