...This is your brain on drugs... now with

...This is your brain on drugs... now with a slice of bacon and some hash browns. Don't forget the orange juice. The Big Drug Slammers Special... available at Denny's.

Denny's put the Big Addict Slam on the menu next to the Moons Over My Hammy. It came with a hypodermic needle and rubber tubing.

But Denny's Corporate policy forbade including Alcohol Wipes for reasons that were not clear. In investigating the matter is was found that Denny's Corpoate policy dated to 1776.

and had been originally written in Enochian, the language of the Angels, and in unicorn blood. Denny's refused to comment beyond referring all questions to the policy in question.

but a tribe of wandering pink men did, and they were from a different dimension of Earth called Tomorrowland. The leader of the tribe used the horns in the battle of Geilnor.

but a tribe of wandering pink men did, and they were from a different dimension of Earth called Tomorrowland. The leader of the tribe used the horns in the battle of Geilnor.

but a tribe of wandering pink men did, and they were from a different dimension of Earth called Tomorrowland. The leader of the tribe used the horns in the battle of Geilnor.

That leader’s name was Pakuna Miapiaii. The horns were a sacred relic from a completely different dimension than any we’ve mentioned so far. The pink men wanted the horns back for

His final transformation into a Lovecraftian horror, luckily the brave heroes were able to fall the pink men, unfortunately one of them met her end, but the phoenix revived her.