The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles

The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.The sound is so soft that u only can hear it when you are in a quiet place

Body snatchers rarely take vacations, since they have precious little time to spread their seed. But Clarence was tired and needed to think. Perhaps just a few days in

his seed pod, safely hidden away in the lab, so he could recuperate. Afterwards, Clarence would be ready for further assimilation of the human race into Pod People.

After hiding away, Clarence made way with the plans. She got out the blueprint for the Pod she built to home living people: this was the way she would take over the world. She read

a guy pop out in front of me.Am i dreaming or what?He

looked confused & had icing stuck to his face. "This isn't the Bieber party?" he asked meekly, adjusting his thong as he stepped out of the cake. "Uh, no, dude. You're in the

Elk's lodge pancake breakfast sir." The thonged dancer politely climbed out of the cake. "Well, sorry folks, I guess I was delivered to the wrong crowd." An old woman held up a qua

ntity of pancakes in each fist, "I got pancakes!" The girl made a call. No answer, no ride. She shrugged at the onlookers, then crawled back into her cake and took a nap. To hell

with patisserie. I'm going to get out of the cake business and do something honest. Quail hunting, accountancy, professional poker playing-- they're what my tarot cards suggest.