The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

and he was perplexed, I mean the internet said I was the last man on earth, so who could it be? The knocks became louder and I became scared. I creeped closer to the door.

I reached out and touched somebody. It was my nurse or maybe it was her ghost I wasn't quite sure. Before I could ask I heard a rattling of chains and banging

. Someone was banging nurse Betty. Damn! I was too late. She was the hottest nurse in this Old Folk's Home and she loved liver-spotted powdery old wrinkled men. I hadn't had sex

since Loose Lucy had passed and was determined to find out who was tapping nurse Betty. I posted up outside the room, but must have dozed off on my walker because when I opened my

everything, the courting ritual was making me nervous. The elder handed me a stick with a skull tip and greased my elbows. This happens whenever I look at a girl. Maybe I'll switch

To another location and attend another club in Berlin? There are plenty there, and some are legerndary. I googled nightclubs in Berlin and found a long list! I scheduled a bus to

Das Lilliputan. It comes highly recommended by this hot new website liked by those in your demographics and life styles. Ask before midnite and we'll throw in Hot Rice #2 & a coke.

(We had thought it would be obvious what was in Hot Rice #2, but after several complaints we had to remove it from the menu and offer Hot Rice #1, which wasn't much better.)