Gordon was an accomplished plumber. He had

Gordon was an accomplished plumber. He had three golden plungers in his trophy case. His latest work was more than a pipe dream. He sat down on his time traveling toilet & flushed

. He got sucked in the toilet. Rapidly, he was spit out of a wormhole into the Ice Age. Gordon looked around, seeing a lone mammoth. "I only wanted to go to the 70's!" He was stuck

in the time traveling toilet.The wormhole hadn't spit Gordon out with enough force.He wiggled, trying to escape when the mammoth charged him."How do I get this toilet to return me

back to the Land of Nod?" he screamed. No sooner had the words left his mouth when he remembered what Inkin and Blinkin told him about mammoths and time machines, "

Then Pac Man ate a power pellet and devoured them. "What did you do?" "I ate the ghosts Inky and Blinky." She said, "No you ate Inkin and Blinkin from the land of nod."

Up, left, up, right, down, right, down. Pac Man ate pellet after pellet. Then all of a sudden he was finally full. He just stopped. After 33 years, his drive for pellets was sated.

Ms. Pac Man, on the other hand, was (as usual) insatiable.She crept up behind Pac Man & ate him with not a morsel of remorse. It was now the Age of Video Feminism! About damn time.

Free of his oppression, Ms. Pac Man landed a high paying position as a pie chart for a Fortune 500 company, and worked her way up the corporate ladder by eating the CFO, CAO & CAE

. But when word got out about her hostile takeover of the company, the board voted her out, and she was reduced to begging for Power Pellets on the streets of Pac-Land.