I witnessed an amazing sight this morning

I witnessed an amazing sight this morning on my way to school. It was raining and lightning flashed in the sky with a resounding crash of thunder almost immediately afterward.

The amazing part was that this was the first time a weatherman was ever wrong. I took the rainy, muddy trail to school in a white jumpsuit. My tears didn't make my make-up run less

than like, I don't know, Amy Winehouse's. But like, when I got to school the principal was all, like "Hey, that mascara is crazy." But like I lit my cigarette from a match I struck

In late 2016, Lady Gaga did a Amy Winehouse tribute that everyone remembered. Her meat cleaver chewed her up instead of a robot. Millions of people wept simultaneously. It was a

deluge of tears that the local sewage system was not prepared for right at that moment. According to this statistic that I am making up just now, the tears of Lady Gaga fans is cor

related to the cardiovascular malnutrition of Dean Cain's left pudenda. Frankly, Lady Gaga's fan can't cry enough, but perhaps they'll move on to some other flavor of the month.

Meanwhile, Dean Cain's left pudenda continued to atrophy until it looked like a dehydrated raisin, which made him feel shy in the locker room at Big Steve's Gym. But Lady Gaga did

Start by freezing the bubbles. Place the entire dress in the freezer with you in it (about 3 hours should do it). Because of your square ass, you’ll now have a square bubble dress.

There was a question from the back: “So, you’re in the freezer for 3 hours in that dress? Won’t that cause bodily damage?” "To the dress?!? Of course not! Don’t be an imbecile!"