The second thoughts he had after he plummeted

The second thoughts he had after he plummeted over the Niagra Horseshoe Falls in an inflatable bouncy ball were swiftly erased by the tonnage of fresh water fast approaching.

To be in that kind of vessel meant he got a 360 degree view, whether he wanted it or not. He reached in his pocket and pulled out

one of those monster balls from Pokeman. He didn't know how it worked so he just threw and shouted

... and nothing happened. It just hit the ground, without even a satisfying bounce. So he quickly turned around and ran. But he wasn't very fit and so ran rather slowly.

Suddenly the unicorn emerged and started stumbling after him, it's tinged pink legs sparkling as it chased him. He ran even faster, but it wasn't enough and with a cry the unicorn

impaled the man with its rainbow-colored, now bloodied, horn. The unicorn whinnied in triumph but it was not yet over; the man had not yet given up. Fighting to keep his eyes open,

he pulled a sleeping fruit bat off an oak tree and thwacked the unicorn on the nose with its furry body. The unicorn had a sneezing fit and impaled its horn into the tree. He slump

ed down beside the stuck unicorn. His stomach began to growl so he pulled out the snackpack his mother packed him for lunch and began to share it with abruptly awoken fruitbat "I'm

impotent," he said to the sleepy fruitbat. "and it's all my mother's fault." Then he suddenly changed the subject. "See this here unicorn? It's stuck because I'm not manly enough t