The only light was a console TV fizzling

The only light was a console TV fizzling static. I looked deeply into the pattern of the avocado shag carpet.The stains from the Pabst Blue Ribbon were telling me something. "Now."

But I wasn't listening to the Pabst Blue Ribbon stains. Instead, I was talking to my deep-fried banana sandwich. I was the King. I could talk to whoever I wanted. I shot the TV

when I realized that I had loaded the gun with pain killers that smashed into the screen sending miasmic clouds of pink tinged joy into the atmosphere of the room. Oh the light

cascading viral spin-offs meant to infect

large portions of the human population with a lethal retrovirus. On the other hand,

there was a good side because it put an end to retrochick & that was how Dieter von Schneidenwanzer wanted it. Designer and bioengineer, father of petri dish fashion, his bacterial

clothing line was slimy but fat-free & full of protein. Von Schneidenwanzer produced bias-cut sheath dresses with applique trim in vast industrial bacterial fermentation vats. Fash

ion for Fatties, it was. The secret was in how the bacteria was woven into the fiber of the fabric.Women couldn't even feel the bacteria eating away their fat as they wore the dres

ses. Problem was that the bacteria didn't know when to stop. It's unfortunate women don't seem to realize that skeleton bodies are so unattractive. Nothin' to hold on to.