Taking a page from the Pointer Sisters, Tabitha
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Taking a page from the Pointer Sisters, Tabitha sauntered into the room and exclaimed,
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"all my systems are down, down ,down." We need to get this ship operational quickly. We don't want
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to disturb the gravitational fields in this area! But how else are we going to get away from this place? How about we
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use one of our last incendiary grenades to disrupt the pull? Maybe, just maybe, we can escape after the explosion! That is...if the Vo'ox Gurgins don't notice our plan!
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Unfortunately, noticing our plan was exactly what the Vo'ox Gurgins did, and soon we were in an even deeper pickle as they had us strapped to some sort of mysterious device that
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apparently people waited in line for hours to buy. It was a giant thin signaless cell phone with no key pad but a really glitchy touchscreen. They strapped it to our heads, I
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cried but they made us wear them. "What the hell does Steve Jobs care what we get up to?" I asked. "Freedom! Attica! I'll look at any sort of porn I like!" and I stomped on his
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desk and smashed the flatscreen, overturned the houseplant and screamed at the top of my lungs. I ripped the phone out of its place and through it out the window. "Porn is free!"
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Then I stopped and looked at all the damage around me. All of this? Had been for free porn? And how did I "through" that phone anyway? My life had suddenly become very sad.
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It became tragic when I discovered virtual diseases can be contracted by unprotected phone sex.
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- Started
- 2011-04-20 19:08:35
- Finished
- 2012-09-18 17:59:23
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neoremitsper Sep 18 2012 @ 22:13
*throughit out the window ==> threw it out the windo. We need spell check here... I must have stopped paying attention to my spelling as I tried to see how fitting "free porn" into the story would work...
Zetawilk Sep 19 2012 @ 02:09
That's okay, I've had completely different words in place of ones I wanted. I think I used "night" instead of "nice" once. When you're pressed for time, it's easy to make a few mistakes. Real writing always involves proofreading, so when it comes to the internet, that all goes out the window for me.