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Floating in a dead can in space. My air is

  • Floating in a dead can in space. My air is almost out. Once this last bar is out I will only have the air in the 3 spacesuits that are still functional. So I had about 74 hours of

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  • time to find a way out of my predicament. Earth in all its blue & white swirling glory lay below but the escape capsules were jettisoned.Cannibalize Oxygen from the fuel cells?

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  • I hated what I had to do. Oxygen (named after what his farts left you craving for) was a smart dog, & tended to the shuttle's fuel cells (his forte)-but I needed food! Sorrowfully,

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  • A sour after taste remains in my mouth. Who would think Boredom could be more pressing than hunger.

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  • Boredom, the thing that makes the brain rot. Not hunger, that makes delusions. lack of water, death. Boredom, insanity and becoming a vegetable is my destiny.

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  • I decided that I would become a cauliflower. That way if anyone ate me their breath would smell funky and it would serve them right! As a cauliflower I wandered, bored, insane and

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  • feeling rather neglected, especially next to Carrot Stick and Broccoli Floret, who always seemed to be chosen over me. I, Cauli Flower ( as I was now known), yearned for

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  • the creamy embrace of a cheesy sauce. Stranded emotionally on the desert of the crudite plate is no place for an anxious brassica... "Dr Goodfeel can see you now Ms Cauli Flower

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  • !" Ms Cauli Flower stalked into the examination room to see the Department Head of Broccoli Institute. Dr Goodfeel ripped off Ms Flower's protective layers and sprayed her with

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  • romancecide, to cure her mites and impotence. Suddenly attracted to male nurse RN Aphid, she flung herself on him. If eating and budding are you kink this was a moment to remember.

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