The first single from the album, title track

The first single from the album, title track "You're not ugly or poor, are you?" set a music industry record by

you even hummed a bar of it, the entire clone pod of humanity within earshot would break into choreographed song and dance. It was almost as if

Metrosanto knew which strings to pull. Well, why wouldn't they? They pretty much owned us, and we owed them our beauty and predictability. Even so, there were some songs, dangerous

lieds, with melodies and words that would strike down a ninja at 250 yards. How Metrosanto had gotten mixed up with asian fighting arts was still a mystery, but they were ready.

The famed conductor Hung Long offered to conduct. Metrosanto found an amazing venue. It was a underwater cave that was safe when the tide was

in, and easy to find when the tide was out. So the concert began! Twelve hundred violinists piled into the underwater cave, stacked to the stalactites. Hung could barely raise

the baton. It was already cramped in the cave when the Symphony of Thousands began, making for poor articulation, but the high pitched screeching attracted a bat swarm & the guano

dripped from above, clogging their instruments. It was sounded like s**t. The conductor raised his baton and smiled. S**t Symphony in B Flat was acoustically glorious in the cave!

However, it wasn't very aesthetically pleasing. But this was the post-Tom Green era, when the aesthetes became as dead as the language that spawned their name, & with them, merit.