"To twerk. To rhythmically gyrate the lower

"To twerk. To rhythmically gyrate the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter." 'Lower fleshy extremities' is too vague

.' Webster put 'lady bits' down and continued writing."Origin: 'twerking' derives from a contraction of the Anglo-Saxon 'to work.' example: 'I twerk the fields for my king.'"

"Quite accurate," thought Webster, recalling how the king enjoyed watching the Ango-Saxon maidens twerking so hard in the royal vegetable garden. Webster's next word was "selfie."

"Selfie: a picture which young women think are sexy, but really makes them look like stupid, hairless ducks." Webster wrote in his latest edition. Then he moved onto his next word:

Twerk: verb. To gyrate one's hips up and down with the buttocks extended to elicit a bouncing in the gluteous maximus. Rump shaking. Webster IV looked up his next submission:

Twerk: verb. To gyrate bottom half of body upside down. Usually resulting in urgent visit to osteopath or similar. Webster next new word:

Webster would not stab the other dictionaries in the back. He would remain on strike and show solidarity with his leather bound brothers. To him, dictionary games were abuse and

he would prove it by not being a stormtrooper today. See how the empire runs if everyone just doesn't show up to work. The emperor wants this battlestar finished, well, he'll have

to finish it. However, the rebels came and destroyed it. I became unemployed. That was until the secret apprentice of Darth Vader came and... (see the rest in Star Wars VII).