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“Your wonton will freeze before you reach

  • “Your wonton will freeze before you reach the first marker.” said his co-worker at the Panda Express factory. But his friend was in giant freezer, “Then I’ll see you in Hell!”

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  • Han Sulu, Panda Express Employee of the month, plunged into the Hoth Refrigeration System atop his wonton in search of his only friend—Lu Ki—before Gen Tzo of the Empire found him.

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  • the Mountain Pygmy Possum which Han Sulu had been hiding on Lu Ki's behalf. Han Sulu would do anything to protect the endangered animal from Gen Tzo. Even if it meant

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  • never again tasting his delicious spicy chicken. "No on the possum, Tzo. It tastes like chicken. And there are plenty of chickens. Think about it." Tzo grinned. "There, you are

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  • thinking instead of just feeling again. Let go..." Tzo admonished. "What I feel, eating curried possum, is sick," I retorted. "Enough with the negativity! Possum curry contains 28

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  • essential nutrients and vitamins. Eat!" said Tzo pushing the plate of curried possum closer to wayfarer. "I don't think this is even FDA approved." he mumbled.

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  • "But it sure beats starving", the wayfarer replied. The wayfarer ended up staying for at least four years, and was still folding stories in 2016. Tzo folded over 1000 stories too.

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  • The wayfarer would put all the stories in a bottle and send them out to see. But one day a little girl found a bottle washed up on shore.

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  • She uncorked the washed up bottle & read: "If a little girl happens to find this message, she will become Queen of The Universe." That little girl, of course, was me. And so,

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  • I am ruler of all I survey.I paced my island.My subjects the palms bowed & dropped coconut tributes on the beach, paradise birds sang my praises & fish synchronized their swimming.

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