The Keeper was occupied so MJ skyped with

The Keeper was occupied so MJ skyped with Cahaya & Karta. They were coordinating the final details of the great Orang Utan escape by iPad. Most of the zoos had electronic security

systems and ever since Apple had donated iPads to the orangutan exhibits, they'd been secretly conspiring on Operation Banana Split. MJ planned to escape with Cahaya to Madagascar

the rest of them were bent on total annihilation, well total annihilation or Wall Street. But lo, after attempting to destroy our financial system the orangutan's inadvertently

created a secondary market for sub-prime mortgages, became filthy rich and were allowed into the inter-sanctum of the super wealthy elite that meet once a year on Tom Sawyer island

. Only they didn't expect Injun Joe to crash the new member initiation bake sale. With a knife between his teeth he swam to the island and stood in front of the financial elite

. "You took the land away from my ancestors! and now I will take these Knox blocks and snicker-doodles from you!" Injun Joe swept the elistist fat cat's bake table.

But Injun Joe, for all his swashbuckling chauvinist ranting was clearly no match for the three bald monks who turned up grinning with ACTUAL Know blocks and snicker doodles.

lied his chicken army. Chicken fire shot from their beaks, toasting the monks like marshmallows. The cookies exploded shooting them into space where they lived happily ever after

in the milky way. And, every once in a while, when it's clear, you can look up into the starry heavens & see them still, with shooting cookie crumbs flaring across the sky.