As part of our relief efforts, we paratroop

As part of our relief efforts, we paratroop care packages with the materials to make their own folding stories. The instructions are translated into 35 languages. Each kit has

pens, paper, and origami books. Stories were folded into swans floating on a lake, and airplanes en route to a neighboring village. The foldiogenesis led to species of storytelling

radiating into all story ecosystems. Marine mammal mysteries interbred with caustic social critiques, gothic horror stories with slapstick comedies. Sweeping aside the dinosaurs

was pretty much God's prerogative. So was destroying

the AntiChrist. But God has his mysterious ways, as we all know. Why God chose Dennis Rodman to eliminate the AntiChrist, none of us may ever understand, but there you have it.

Ganesh worried that Dennis Rodman only served one god. Buddha told Ganesh that Dennis Rodman was able to destroy the AntiChrist. Ganesh didn't listen to rumours so decided to

Mayor McCheese, who ruled Rainbow Land with an iron fist - whose it was, no one new, but he really liked ruling with that fist. Dennis Rodman tried to slay Mayor McCheese with

sheer nerve alone. But Mayor McCheese forced burgers down Dennis Rodman's throat until his arteries furred up with fat so his blood, with nowhere to go, spurted out the top of hi

s burger, like catsup. Unfortunately, McDonald's was trying a new eel burger that week, and the blood became poisonous. It was back to the Burger King's steamroller method.