I learnt some interesting new facts about

I learnt some interesting new facts about aardvarks at the zoo today. They can dig through concrete. So why don't they just tunnel out of their enclosure? They drink termite soup

. Sure aardvarks can dig through concrete. But for their big zoo breakout, they had to wait for the right time. They discussed their plans over a bowl of termite soup.

"Aargh!" exclaimed one aardvark, "let's just staart digging!" "Waait!" said another, "if we don't haave a plaan, whaat'll we do when we get out? I saay, aambush the zookeeper aand

taake his keys aand open the gaates of the zebraas and giraaffes. We'll hide in the trees until they run out." The aardvarks grinned aat one aanother. "Dig!!" It was 3 a.m. when

they executed their maaster plaan.The Aawesome Escaape would haave worked too if it haadn't been for Aart the straaightlaaced Aardvaark in block 4.While the hyenaas aand aardwolves

did their thaang, a team of super heroes showed up, the only ones that could stop their maaster plaan, it was Abba.

Suddenly Faat Aalbert fell from the sky, crushing the Swedish band. "Aaaaaaa!" they yelled in Swedish as the last bit of air escaped their lungs. "Haay haay haay," said Aalbert,

"it's Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Aalbert!" said Faat Aalbert. What a day!

flatulent fundament flexing to be filling the funnel full of flagrant fragrant flatus & faeces in their very Farkle faces. Just then Lil Bill fell off the roof obviously roofied.