As a manager, one of my most essential tasks

As a manager, one of my most essential tasks is to identify strengths and weakness, and delegate tasks to each of you. After much consideration, I now choose YOU for the dying.

It's a decision I came to while sitting on the toilet this morning and reading a catalog from the weather channel. I was supposed to buy rain coat or something but then this idea

small bit of the paper caught in my zipper. I carefully removed the scrap, uncrumpled it, and noticed some handwriting on it that I hadn't noticed before. It said, "The money is

for nothing and the chicks are free." Damn he was trapped again. The Intoxicated Counsel had slammed their Ham hammer and imprisoned him in the MTV 80's zone, his next thought

brought him some relief - at least he wasn't stuck in a Devo music video. He shuddered. Those... "spuds" as they referred to themselves were a creepy lot, drooling in rabid awe.

Julienne, the leader of the spuds, began yelling orders randomly, so that the battle plan came out a hash. They were as good as cooked, two times over. Twice baked, you might say.

The small ones blanched in terror, but plunged back into the boiling conflict in true French fashion. Meantime,

the Germans had wiped out 90% of their countrymen. When they returned to their village in Chamonix

the Gauls all started to do a conga line through the gate. Idefix led the way, barking and yapping in victory. Once they were all in the village, they closed the gate. Fini.