When the Elder Gods moved in to the vacant

When the Elder Gods moved in to the vacant house on Cherry Lane, Mable Klump had been the first brave soul to welcome them, cheesy broccoli casserole in hand. Her sanity blasted

! She hated sanity. It was such a bummer. At least that's what Ms. Klump said at dinner with the Elder Gods. She asked for another glass of Sherry. Orryx raised an eyebrow

and then raised his skirt. Ms, Klump expected this to happen, however. She was glad others understood her insanity, although it did cause her occasional embarrassment. One time

as he too had a breakfast heaving addiction. The paper boy would throw his breakfast at his mother before departing on his round. It was a rare condition

that only affected young males. Doctors tried to study the brains of those affected to figure out who and why the Breakfast Heaving Addiction occurred. The only treatment available

to her. She ran as fast as she could to the grocery store to buy pineapple.

To bake the pineapple upside down cake for her friend Sherry who was

about to turn 37. "Sherry!" She cried "I have baked you a cake!". Sherry fell to her knees & said, "Oh I can't believe it! No one has ever done such an act of kindness to me before

, thanks to you the curse is finally broken!" She disappeared in a purplish cloud of smoke leaving her friend dazzled and confused, and a golden lamp with a rather unpolished look