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"OK, say this three times as fast as you

  • "OK, say this three times as fast as you can: One smart fellow and he felt smart. Two smart fellow and they felt smart. Three smart fellows and they all felt smart."

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  • Evan Martin was reading his book when his little sister, Alice, said this to him. She had just discovered the tongue-twister, and loved to compete against her family to see

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  • which family member would suffer a psychotic break first. Alice's father was still in a holding cell from when she'd discovered the Repeat Whatever You Say game. Her brother Evan

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  • had fallen victim to the Repeat Whatever You Say Game and Alice was not about to lose her father as well. Evan was unable to communicate anymore except in jibberish and by

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  • beatnik slang. Evan said, "Noodle it out." Alice thought, is he saying to "think it through?"

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  • "He means let's suck it Lady and the Tramp style." That seemed a reasonable means of extracting the snake venom from Alice's ankle. "Nah, just think about it," said Beatnik Evan

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  • "any venom would long since have propagated to much more tissue than that in the vicinity of the bite." A death sentence for Alice perhaps. But was the snake really poisonous?

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  • Alice felt the pain getting more intense and fear entered her. The doctor pushed her over to shield her eyes while he made the first incision. Alice's snake bite was tiny, but

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  • her boobs were huge. In comparison, the snake bite was an ant to her mountainous bosoms. The doctor removed the snake's fangs that were beneath her breast bone and stitched it up.

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  • The snake was back on its scales in no time. Her milk was very nourishing and he'd had a good long drink. After losing his fangs he became her decorative & harmless necklace pet.

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